Episode Stats & Ratings

The Krueger Nation Movie Rating Scale (According to Freddy Krueger’s Glove)

  • 4 Blades: A super awesome fun-time flick!
  • 3 Blades: Good, but not great.
  • 2 Blades: Good, but fairly average.
  • 1 Blade: Sub-par, but it may be worth a watch eventually.
  • THUMB: Your time would be WAAAAAY better spent, just sitting on your thumb!

 

 

 

Episode 1. Ms. Quigley, I Presume

Best of 3: Wes Craven Films

Look What You Did: Plague Town

  • Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)- 3 Blades
  • Jack-O (1995)- 1 Blade
  • Sorority Babes in the Slimball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)- 4 blades

Episode 2. Slashers See Red, Yo!

Worst of 3: Bad Albums by Great Musicians

Look What You Did: Alexandre Aja & his Remake Machine

  • Nightmare (1981)- 2 Blades
  • Don’t Go In the Woods…Alone (1981)- 2 Blades
  • Sweet Sixteen (1983)- 3 Blades

Episode 3. Revenge is a dish best served cold, cause it sits out for a long time, waiting patiently like fruit at a waffle bar, but then it gets too cold & nobody wants a waffle, & I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE MY FRIENDS!

Best of 3: All-Time Vocalists

Look What You Did: The Bitches at Paramount

  • Vigilante (1983)- 3 Blades
  • Death Sentence (2007)- 4 Blades
  • Ms. 45 (1981)- 4 Blades
  • I Saw the Devil (2010)- 4 Blades

Episode 4. Are You Mental?!

Best of 3: Characters From Comedy Films

Look What You Did: Horror-Site Sellouts!

  • The Ward (2010)- 3 Blades
  • Bad Dreams (1988)- 3 Blades
  • Madhouse (2004)- 4 Blades
  • Asylum (1972)- 3 Blades

Episode 5. He’s Once, Twice, Three Times a Breadman!

Best of 3: Cheeseball Horror Movies

Look What you Did: New Line vs. the Nightmare Series

  • The Gingerdead Man (2005)- 2 Blades
  • Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust (2008)- 3 Blades
  • Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver (2011)- 4 Blades

Episode 6. Get Out of My Head! Listener’s Choice #1

Best of 3: Horror Movie Endings

Look What You Did: The Munsters…As a Drama?!

  • It’s My Party & I’ll Die If I Want To (2007)- THUMB
  • Hatchet (2006)- 4 Blades
  • Event Horizon (1997)- 4 Blades
  • Eyes of a Stranger (1980)- 4 Blades
  • BONUS MOVIE– Private Parts (1972)- 4 Blades

Episode 7. Bitches Be Trippin’!!

Best of 3: Horror Remakes Since 2000

Look What You Did: The Weinsteins

Cheerleader Flicks:

  • Pandemonium (1982)- 4 Blades
  • Satan’s Cheerleaders (1977)- 1 Blade
  • Cheerleader Camp (1988)- 4 Blades

Sorority Flicks:

  • The House on Sorority Row (1983)- 3 Blades
  • Sorority House Massacre (1986)-2 Blades
  • Sorority House Massacre 2 (1990)- 2 Blades
  • The Dorm That Dripped Blood (1982)- 4 Blades
  • The Sleeper (2012)- 4 Blades

Random Recent Slashers:

  • Dead Tone (2007)- 2 Blades
  • Killer Movie (2008)- 4 Blades
  • Chain Letter (2010)- 1 Blade

Episode 8. This Trip SUCKS!!!

Best of 3: Vampire Flicks

Look What You Did: Mr. Wayans

  • Madman (1982)- 2 Blades
  • Shrooms (2007)- 1 Blade
  • The Prey (1984)- 1 Blade
  • The Mutilator (1985)- 3 Blades
  • Just Before Dawn (1981)- 4 Blades

Episode 9. The Show WILL Go On!!

Best of 3: Creepiest Moments in Horror Films

Look What You Did: Grindhouse Releasing…COME BACK!!!

  • The Last Horror Film (1982)- 3 Blades
  • Anguish (1987)- 2 Blades
  • Stagefright (1987)- 3 Blades
  • Theatre of Blood (1973)- 4 Blades
  • Popcorn (1991)- 3 Blades

Episode 10. Everyone Loves A Clown!

Best of 3: Horror Comedies

Look What You Did: Horror News I Wouldn’t Bid On!

  • Clownhouse (1989)- 1 Blade
  • 100 Tears (2007)- 2 Blades
  • Blood Harvest (1987)- Thumb
  • The Clown At Midnight (1999)- 1 Blade
  • Out of the Dark (1989)- 3 Blades
  • BONUS MOVIE- Death Stop Holocaust (2009)- 2 Blades

Episode 11. Love Is In The Air

Best of 3: Horror Quotes

Look What You Did: N/A

  • He Know You’re Alone (1980)- 3 Blades
  • Dreamaniac (1986)- 1 Blade
  • Fade to Black (1980)- 3 Blades
  • 10 to Midnight (1983)- 4 Blades
  • Roman (2006)- 2 Blades
  • Graduation Day (1981)- 3 Blades
  • Bloody Moon (1981)- 3 Blades
  • Blood & Lace (1971)- 3 Blades
  • All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)- 4 Blades
  • BONUS MOVIE- Drive Thru (2007)- 1 Blade

Episode 12. We’re Going to Camp Stab-A-Ho!

Best of 3: Horror Cougars & Silver Foxes

Look What You Did: The WWE Leprechaun Remake Train!

  • Twisted Nightmare (1987)- 1 Blade
  • Backwoods (1987)- 1 Blade
  • Body Count (1987)- 4 Blades
  • Memorial Valley Massacre (1988)- 2 Blades
  • The Final Terror (1983)- 2 Blades
  • The Burning (1981)- 4 Blades

Episode 13. If It Weren’t For Visitors, All Houses Would Be Graves…Oh, Wait!

Best of 3: Horror Soundtracks

Look What You Did: Adam Sandler Goes To Summer School

  • Unhinged (1982)- 3 Blades
  • American Gothic (1988)- 3 Blades
  • Malevolence (2004)- 2 Blades
  • Bereavement (2010)- 2 Blades
  • Spider Baby, or the Maddest Story Ever Told (1968)- 3 Blades
  • Blood Diner (1987)- 2 Blades
  • The Toolbox Murders (1978)- 3 Blades
  • Toolbox Murders (2004)- 2 Blades

Episode 14. This Gas Tastes Like S**t!!

Best of 3/Question of the Episode: What horror movie would you like to see a remake, prequel, or sequel to?

Look What You Did: Mr. Carrell,  you douche!

  • The Demon (1979)- 1 Blade
  • Final Stab (2001)- THUMB
  • Monster Man (2003)- 3 Blades
  • Hatchetman (2003)- THUMB
  • Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain (2003)- 1 Blade
  • Reeker (2005)- 3 Blades

Episode 15. Send My Love to Linda

Best of 3/Question of the Episode: What bad horror movie do you love/What bad horror movie do you hate?

Look What You Did: From the Emerald Mine

  • Dead Sleep (1992)- 1 Blade
  • Hell Night (1981)- 3 Blades
  • Savage Island (1985)- LOW 1 Blade
  • Summer of Fear aka Stranger in Our House (1978)- 2 Blades
  • Grotesque (1988)- 3 Blades

Episode 16. Deez Hoes Crazy: Bitches Be Trippin’ Part II 

Best of 3/Question of the Episode: What movie, book, & album would you take into a windowless room for a whole year?

Look What You Did: Echo Bridge, Ya Cheap Bastards!

  • Girl’s Nite Out (1982)- 3 Blades
  • Curtains (1983)- 4 Blades
  • Double Exposure (1983)- 3 Blades
  • Open House (1987)-1 Blade
  • Mortuary (1983)- 3 Blades

Episode 17. Stalking 101-Hello Giallo

Best of 3/Question of the Episode: Top 3 Sci-Fi Horror Flicks

Look What You Did: N/A

  • The Black Belly of the Tarantula (1971)- 3 Blades
  • Who Saw Her Die? (1972)- 2 Blades
  • Delirium: Photos of Gioia (1987)- 3 Blades
  • Fatal Frames (1996)- 2 Blades

Episode 18. Rock Your Face Off! Like, Seriously….Right The F**k Off!

Look What You Did: Best Buy

  • Blood Tracks (1985)- 1 Blade
  • Rocktober Blood (1984)- 3 Blades

Episode 19. The Devil’s In The Details…Oh, & Also That Lake

Look What You Did: Evil Dead Remake-Why You Look So Good!?

  • Satan’s Blade (1984)- 3 Blades
  • The Redeemer: Son Of Satan (1978)- 2 Blades

Episode 20. “Oh, God! I Look 20 Years Old!” A Nightmare on Elm Street Retrospective- Part 1

Look What You Did: What’s Missing New Line!?

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)- 4 Blades
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)- 3 Blades
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors (1987)- 4 Blades
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)- 3 Blades

Episode 21. Sleepovers, Lakehouses, & Cold Pops, Oh My!

Look What You Did: Silent Night, Shitty Release Night

  • The Last Slumber Party (1988)- 1 Blade
  • Terror At Tenkiller (1986)- THUMB
  • Edge Of The Axe (1988)- 2 Blades

Episode 22. So Bad, I’d KILL For It!

Look What You Did: Bad Comparisons- Cut The Shit!

  • Bloody Reunion (2006)- 3 Blades
  • Dream Home (2010)- 4 Blades

Episode 23. Lights, Camera, MUUURDER!!!

Look What You Did: 1313-What The F**k Did I Just Watch!?!

  • Terror Night aka Bloody Movie (1987)- 2 Blades
  • The Backlot Murders (2002)- 3 Blades

Episode 24. Seeking Models, Dead Or Alive….But, Mostly Dead!

Look What You Did: Texas Chainsaw Assacre….In 3D

  • The Centerfold Girls (1974)- 3 Blades
  • Nothing Underneath (1985)- 3 Blades

Episode 25. “Some Tortures Are Physical, And Some Are Mental, But The One That Is Both Is Dental *Ogden Nash”

Look What You Did: Leave The Old Directors Alone!

  • The Dentist (1996)- 2 Blades
  • The Dentist 2 (1998)- 3 Blades

Episode 26. A Killer For Every Terrain

Look What You Did: Tim Burton’s Abomination

  • Blood Frenzy (1987)- 2 Blades
  • Houseboat Horror (1989)- 2 Blades
  • Iced (1988)- 3 Blades

Episode 27. What A Tool!

Look What You Did: Rob Zombie’s Rat Shit Regenerated

  • Nailgun Massacre (1985)- 3 Blades
  • The Driller Killer (1979)- 1 Blade

Episode 28. Your Musical Montage Has Got A Death Curse!

Look What You Did: Hey Platinum Dunes…No Rushing!

  • Evil Laugh (1986)- 3 Blades
  • Slaughterhouse (1987)- 3 Blades

Episode 29. This Episode Is Super, Thanks For Asking!

Look What You Did: Eat A Dick, World War Z!!!

  • The Gay Bed & Breakfast Of Terror (2007)- 1 Blade
  • Hellbent (2004)- 3 Blades

Episode 30. “School’s Out, Krueger!” A Nightmare On Elm Street Retrospective- Part 2

Look What You Did: Freddy’s Nightmares Schools the 2010 Remake, Yo!

  • A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)- 1 Blade
  • Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)- 2 Blades
  • Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)- 3 Blades
  • Freddy Vs. Jason (2003)- (3 Blades)

Don’t Be Afraid, It’s Only Friendly Fire: The Krueger Nation 4th Of July, Less Than Extravagant Extravaganza!!!

  • Uncle Sam (1996)- 3 Blades

Episode 31. I Got This Knife…It’s A Good Knife!

Look What You Did: Don’t F**k With The Chuck…Just Let Him Be!

  • Wrong Turn (2003)- 3 Blades
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)- 4 Blades

Episode 32. “Brazos…Bra-zos!”

Look What You Did: These Mainstream Horror Crowds Are Killing Me!

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986)- 4 Blades
  • Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)- 3 Blades

Episode 33. “There’s Roadkill All Over Texas”

Look What You Did: Hey Sony…You Suck!!

  • Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 3 (1990)- 3 Blades
  • Wrong Turn 3: Left For Dead (2009)- 1 Blade

Episode 34. “It Ain’t No F**king Biggie”

Look What You Did: Kill The Hype Machine!

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)- 3 Blades
  • Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)- 3 Blades

Episode 35. “She Ain’t Gonna Bite You. She’s Deader Than A Goddamn Doornail”

Look What You Did: Oh…The Horror, Olive Films!

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)- 3 Blades
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)- 2 Blades
  • Texas Chainsaw 3D (2012)- 1 Blade
  • Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (2012)- Thumb

Episode 36. Listener’s Choice: Part Deux

Look What You Did: AMC & Their Shitty Assignment

  • Pieces (1982)- 4 Blades
  • They Live (1988)- 4 Blades

Episode 37. Death & The Funny Tingle Times

Look What You Did: Now, I’m Spoiled!!!!

  • The New York Ripper (1982)- 4 Blades
  • Torso (1973)- 4 Blades

Episode 38. “You Cannot Threaten The Dead With Death”

Look What You Did: Too Many Fangs & Bolts!

  • The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)- 4 Blades
  • Dr. Phibes Rises Again! (1972)- 4 Blades
  • Madhouse (1974)- 3 Blades

Episode 39. Repetitive Prude Island

Look What You Did: GHOST Will RULE You!!

  • The Single Girls (1974)- 1 Blade
  • Island Of Blood (1982)- 1 Blade

Episode 40. It’s WACKY!

Look What You Did: Fan Ass-Umptions

  • Dr. Giggles (1992)- 1 Blade
  • Evil Ed (1995)- 3 Blades
  • Ice Cream Man (1995)- 2 Blades

Episode 41. Robert Stack Presents: Easily-Solved Mysteries

  • Blood Rage (1987)- 3 Blades
  • A Night To Dismember (1983)- 2 Blades

Episode 42. Bitches: The Trippening Part III

Look What You Did: Reboot In Yo’ Ass!!

  • Killer Party (1986)- 4 Blades
  • Blood Sisters (1987)- 2 Blades
  • The Initiation (1984)-3 Blades

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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